T-shirts
Some translations of T-shirts I have seen:
Admit it - Life would be so boring without me. -> Aksep berita - bio abe interesne tak abene mi.
Common sense is not a gift - It's a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it. -> Reson abe ne tauma - es puni, akaus ni nesesa abe relasion kon antroptuta, na abe ne ili.
I hate when I go out in public, and the public is there. -> Mi filo ne, temkia mi paso a plas kon antrop multi, e abe antrop multi.
I'd grow my own food if I could find bacon seeds. -> Mi kultur probable alimen auto, si mi inergo eureka sperma ot karnioleo.
I may be left handed, but I'm always right. -> Mi usa jurtuta mani destrane, sed mi abe jurtuta destra.
I may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. -> Mi abe espresen, na mi akto nul, sed in sefal mi abe akto multi.
I'm not getting old - I just can't remember stuff because my brain is full. -> Mi esaribe ne paleo - mi memor ne, akaus serebra abe komple.
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew. -> Mi es ne beni, na mi eksalegro ni, temkia mi logo, na ni abe sofine - mi ide pas, na ni kones pas na.
If I woke up in the morning and nothing hurt, I would think I was dead. -> Si mi eksdormi futur, e stofnul abe pato - mi ide futur, na mi abe morta.
My husband thinks I'm crazy - But I'm not the one who married me. -> Androgamo ot mi ide, na mi abe resonne - sed mi es ne antrop na, na gamo mi.
My husband's wife is awesome. -> Ginegamo ot androgamo ot mi abe tauma.
Prayer - World's greatest wireless connection. -> Deman a dio - uni elektron abene kordafe plasuni ben.
When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine. -> Temkia ni eureka ne foto ot sola, ni obliga es foto ot sola.